This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize