chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
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I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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