Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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