so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
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Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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