I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
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Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
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Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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