you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
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Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
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I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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