she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
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I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
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I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
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