____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
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The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
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"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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