He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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