What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
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you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
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