The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
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KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
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