I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I just googled if crying burns calories
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
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Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
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