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I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
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Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
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