Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
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I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
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