omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
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Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
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We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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