I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
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whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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