dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
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I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
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And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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