Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I think I just sharted jello shots
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