He disabled his match.com account in front of me
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
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Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
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either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
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