No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
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i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
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That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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