North Korea, Best Korea!
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
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I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I just slipped on ice and peed on my pea coat. There's a pun there but I'm too sad to make it
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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