my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
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I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I GOT JUDGED BY A GUY WORKING AT THE LEAST CLASSY STRIP CLUB. Peeing isn't a right, it's a privilege.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
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I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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