Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
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Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I wasn't hungover this morning. My head just hurt because someone tried to suction cup a dildo to my forehead.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
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Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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