reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
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it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
We had sex on a dog bed..
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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