Its about making memories worth repressing
i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
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This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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