there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
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I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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