Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
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I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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