So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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