I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
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Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
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I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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