how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
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No you dumbass thats not right
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
please come you make the beer taste better
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
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We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
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