I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
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At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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