Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
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Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
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She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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