if you like me you must not know who I am
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Every concussion has its silver lining
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I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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