Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
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Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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