i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
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Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
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meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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