I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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