***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
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She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
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I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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