So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
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Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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