I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
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you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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