I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
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do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
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Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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