Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
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Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
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