I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
You coming home soon, man?
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Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
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Blow job season was short but glorious.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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