Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
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He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
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I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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