my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
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I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
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he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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