Dual....:-)
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
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Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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