Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
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I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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