We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
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Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
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Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
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