Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
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We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
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Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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