Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
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For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
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I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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