yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
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i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
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I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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